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Blurb:
From USA Today Bestselling author of The Men of Steel series, MJ
Fields comes a sexy new romantic comedy.
Kat's a take no sh*t kind of girl, but when her mother forces her to start online dating with her, she's taken off guard. The tables turn and now Kat has the opportunity to dish out unsolicited advice of her own.
The ever-unsociable Kat, puts herself out there knowing no man in their right mind will ask her out.
Little does she know the world has changed. The constant connection has caused a disconnect, and while hiding behind a screen most men hold nothing back.
Will Kat be able to get her mother to stop being a behind the scenes text whore, or will she get dragged into the craze that is sweeping the nation?
Excerpt:
“The cost of the rings
alone is sickening to me. Let’s say the happy, yet delusional couple waits
until they are finished college. They are more than likely in debt up to their
eyeballs with student loans already. Then they go buy a ring that they can’t
afford to start their ‘new lives together, forever.’
“BUT WAIT, that’s not enough.
Throw a last hoorah with all of their friends in Vegas with, booze and
strippers? I mean what says undying, everlasting love and faithfulness like lap
dances and used up snatch picking $20 bills off someone’s face?
“Then all of the sudden
they wake up the next day and are never going to want it again? Yeah, right.
Let me ask you when is the last time you ate just one double stuffed Oreo
cookie?
“Don’t kid yourself that
just eating the cream inside isn’t cheating, eating is cheating.
“The next time you see a
stripper pole, or hell any pole for that matter, tell yourself you aren’t going
to remember the single most exciting night of your life.
“The same ‘happy’ couple
get ass raped for hosting an elaborate soiree, to celebrate a marriage that
will end up failing. Don’t roll you eyes at me, it’s fact. You know damn well
they’re fighting over the details of the damn wedding too. Can you feel the
love? Me either.
“After the ass fucking
without lube, they spend a mint on a honeymoon where they spent ninety percent
of the time shit faced and fucking, seldom leaving their resort suite, yet it
cost a grand a night.
“Now they have spent a
minimum of 10 grand themselves and that’s if they didn’t have to pay for the
damn party celebrating their ‘union’. Hell I can celebrate a union with a
fucking Happy Meal and a bottle of Jack. He can bring his own condoms, now it’s
a fucking party.”
“Kat?” Josie sighs.
“You asked how I felt about
weddings. You know damn well I’m not going to hold back.”
“What I was trying to ask
is how you felt about mine. Blaine asked me to marry him last night. I want you
and Cecilia to be in the wedding. I want you to be my maid of honor,” she says
as sweet as Josie is.
Fighting the urge to bash
my head against the counter until I knock myself completely out, I answer the
only way I can, “I would be honored.”
She giggles. “Sure you
would.”
I bare my teeth trying my
best not to growl. “You and Blaine are different.”
She laughs. “How so?”
“His parents are loaded. I
will assume you aren’t paying for the wedding. I’m sure the ring isn’t on
plastic you won’t start out the way,” I pause and try my best to dig myself out
of the hole I’ve dug. This isn’t easy for me, I normally don’t give a shit less
I offend. “Besides, you’ve been together four years now.”
“Five, we graduated last
year,” she says.
“Right, well then, yours
will be smooth sailing.”
“We’re moving about an hour
from you,” she says with a big smile, I don’t even have to see her, I can hear
it.
“That’s so cool. I am off
Sundays and Mondays every week. We’ll get together.”
“I’d love to, and maybe
meet some of your friends?”
“Josie, I promise, I have
real friends.” I laugh knowing she worries about me, even though she knows I
can take care of myself.
“No she doesn’t,” Rico says
walking out from the back of the shop.
“Jesus.” I jump covering my
heart with my hand.
“Kat why are you even
trying to cover your heart, we all know you don’t have one,” he says and winks.
“Who was that?” Josie
gasps.
“What, Rico? He’s the
jackass I hang out with here at the shop,” I say as I flip him off.
“He has a very, very, nice
voice,” she whispers.
“He does not sound like the
Taco Bell dog Josie,” I say to piss him off and embarrass her.
“I didn’t say that,” she
gasps.
Rico laughs and shakes his
head. “I’m heading out.”
“Jerry Springer call?”
He turns around. “I hope
you get vaginal warts.”
“Well I hope you get three
chicks knocked up and they all come after you at once,” I pause, “Oh you did.”
“Much love to you too Kitty
Kat.” He flips me off and walks out the door.
I shake my head as I watch
him swing his big old leg over, One and Only, his Harley. Yes, that’s
it’s name.
“Sorry,” I laugh.
“His voice, is…” she pauses
and she whispers, “Sexy.”
I can’t help but laugh.
“There’s a line that goes down the block to get inked by him. I can give you a
jump the line pass if you’re interested in one last hoorah before your
nuptials.”
“Is there really?” she
whispers.
“Apparently he’s a hot
commodity around here. Six foot three of inked, pierced, testosterone, who
evidently has the stamina of twenty men, or so he says.”
“So you haven’t-”
“Oh hells no! Are you
serious, the guy is an STI waiting to happen. He gets paternity suits delivered
to him like a funeral home gets flowers.”
She laughs. “How many kids
does he have?”
“One for sure, three now
just waiting to find out.” I laugh. “It’s almost comical, I have no idea what
his aversion is to sane women, condoms, or just tossing his own meat. I mean
really-”
Her laugh interrupts my
rant. “Boy or girl?”
“Little girl, she’s three,”
I answer.
“I can’t wait to have
babies,” she says with a coo. “You need to get married so you and I can have
kids-”
“Eww, no, not happening.
They’re little germ spreading, time suckers, who rip apart your vag. Not
interested.”
“Ever?” she asks.
“No. Not ever.”
I know where this
conversation will lead, hell I visit it at least once a month with my Mom-ster,
I mean mother, so I decide to sway the conversation to my second least favorite
subject, weddings.
“So when
is the big day?”
Reviewed by Staci
5 Stars
Katherine Anne Theresa Brun, definitely a mouthful of a name. She’s sassy, bitchy unsocial and all around pain in the ass at times. But you can’t help but love her. She has few friends and a little sister she adores. Roped into joining an online dating site to help her momster (yes this is what she calls her mom), I swear this girl really knows how to find the creepers!
Her friends help her by setting her up with guys from the site, but there is something wrong with each and every one of the dates. Enter the mysterious @rider1 they guy who seems to know the type of person she is. She acts like her normal charming self (yes I’m being sarcastic) and tries to push him away, but continuously finds herself drawing back to him.
And let us not forget about Ricco the devilishly sexy coworker! *swoon* He’s one of few who doesn’t put up with she crap. And can dish it as good as he receives it. You can feel the sexual tension between the two of them. The tension pulls you in and keeps you hanging right at the edge. And this would be the point where MJ leaves you hanging, unsatisfied and grumpy.
June 7th we learn, is it Ricco, @rider1 or will another guy pop into the picture to try and get Kats attention.
About the Author:
USA Today bestselling author M.J. Field’s love of writing was in full swing by age eight.Together with her cousins, she wrote a newsletter and sold it for ten cents to family members.
She self-published her first New Adult romance in January 2013. Today she has completed six self-published series, The Love Series, The Wrapped Series, The Burning Souls Series, The Men of Steel Series, Ties of Steel Series, and The Norfolk series.
MJ is a hybrid author who publishes an Indie book almost every month, and is signed with a traditional publisher, Loveswept, Penguin Random House, for her co-written series The Caldwell Brothers. Hendrix is available now, Morrison was released on December 22nd, 2015.
There is always something in the works, and she has three, yes, three, new series coming out this summer, and fall.
MJ lives in central New York, surrounded by family and friends. Her house is full of pets, friends, and noise ninety percent of the time, and she would have it no other way.
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