Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Lingus by Mariana Zapata

"Kat sounds like a porn stage name. Next thing I know you'll tell me your last name is Lips or something." ~ Tristan

Publish date: February 8th 2012


Most people would describe Katherine Berger as a responsible girl with a big heart, a loyal friend who takes care of those close to her, and the possessor of a wicked sense of humor. There was something about her that most people didn't know. "My name is Kat Berger, and I love porn."

When twenty-five-year-old Kat is dragged to a porn convention by her best friend, she's both embarrassed and nervous. The last thing she ever expected was to meet someone who makes her laugh like no other. This is a story about acceptance and friendship, and a love born out of the most unexpected of places.

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Hoo boy! I'm usually a cheerful person and like laughing. If a book can make me laugh? That, definitely, is a WINNER for me!
Where to start? We meet Kat Berger and her best friend - well, one of them - Nikki. We find out they're at a porn convention because both of them have favorite male porn stars they want to meet. And so it all begins...

"You aren't a stalker or anything? I guess I probably should have thought about that before telling you my last name."
"Nah, I gave up my stalker days after the last time I got a restraining order against me." 

 Kat meets a mysterious but hot and sweet guy. She pretty much makes a fool of herself a few times but they bond over snorts and hot dogs. She puts two and two together and unfortunately, she doesn't like the end result.

"So, what you're trying to say is that you wouldn't let him fertilize your flower?" Nikki snorted.
Zoey made a stupid noise that sounded like a cough and a choke. "You wouldn't let him hide his salami?"
"Pump gas in your tank?"
"Hibernate in your cave?"
"Catch a ride on the Kitty Kat Express?"
"Tenderize your meat?"
I groaned between laughs. "And I wonder why none of us have steady relationships."

Zoey, the third member of their crazy group is a porn star herself and she knows the hardships of being in the business and trying to have a relationship as well. So, Kat accepts a simple friendship from Tristan but it slowly starts to eat away at her. And as she tries to cope with his career by trying to go on dates and maybe fall for another guy, Tristan gets jealous and well, you'll going to want to read to find out more.

This is one of the most funniest books I've ever read. Between Kat and her crazy group, Tristan and the farting dog, it's snort after chuckle and laugh-out-loud moments. No drama, no annoying characters. Well, maybe Tristan is a bit frustrating but really, he's the perfect blend of hot and sweet. 

I give this crazy book 5 stars. I'll definitely re-read it and I highly recommend it.

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